the perfect loving family
Master of the house? Isn’t worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher’ and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I’ve lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Thalia Grace, (não sei o autor, achei no facebook, se alguém achar avisa.)
never ending list of flawless theatre people: celia keenan bolger
I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND
meeting your genderbend
I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.
I am ~fashion~
and in that moment, I swear we were infinite
ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM
SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS
I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT