the perfect loving family

the perfect loving family



Master of the house? Isn’t worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher’ and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I’ve lasted living with this bastard in the house!



p-ercyjackson: Thalia Grace, (não sei o autor, achei no facebook, se alguém achar avisa.)

p-ercyjackson:

Thalia Grace, (não sei o autor, achei no facebook, se alguém achar avisa.)









never ending list of flawless theatre people: celia keenan bolger



sinshana:

lordoftheinternet:

lacrimosa453:

lordoftheinternet:

nobody’s posting

it’s quiet

TOO QUIET

I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND

meeting your genderbend



beinghipsteristoomainstream: beinghipsteristoomainstream: I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for. I am ~fashion~ and in that moment, I swear we were infinite ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.

I am ~fashion~

and in that moment, I swear we were infinite


ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM

SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS

I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS

FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT